So far...

Update: I am color-coding this list by day, starting with Saturday.
SAT; SUN; MON; TUES;

Food tourism:

• Ahi tacos (Hula grill)
• Ahi sashimi  (Hula grill)
• Spicy chicken-meatball "lollipops" (Hula grill)
• Poké "bao" (closer to soft tacos) (Hula grill)
• Mai tai (Hula grill)
• Some kind of li hing mui margarita (Hula grill)
• Mai tai (another place) ...I'm sure I did not dream this, but I don't remember where...
• Burger/chicken burger with avocado and pineapple (Teddy's Bigger Burgers)
• A pineapple shake (Teddy's Bigger Burgers)
• Mai tai (QK hotel)
• Virgin volcano (Duke's) -- they get their own review; I'll link it
• "Hawaii salt" (another blended li hing mua drink, also delicious)  (Duke's)
• Huli Huli Chicken (Duke's)
• Macadamia and garlic crusted swordfish (omfg you guys) (Duke's)
• Salad bar w/ fresh pineapple (Duke's)
• Ono Hawaiian Foods combo... so many, such authentic things, I don't even know, you guys, this one gets its own post I think
• 808 Flow @hotel (QK hotel)
• Mai Tai #4 (Moana Beach bar)
• Piña colada #1 (Moana Beach bar)
• Cocktail shrimp with mango cocktail sauce (eh...) (Moana Beach bar)
• Caesar salad (fine) (Moana Beach bar)
• Mai Tai #5 (Wai'olu Ocean View Lounge)
• Virgin Island... Sunset or something? (Wai'olu Ocean View Lounge)
• Margherita flatbread (eh) (Wai'olu Ocean View Lounge)
• Tempura Shrimp (yom!) (Wai'olu Ocean View Lounge)
• Homemade sandwiches. Turkey and cheese. Because enough is enough :P
• Mahi-mahi with macadamia crust (Hula grill)
• Lobster and scallop potstickers (!!) (Hula grill)
• A "Wrong Island", a "Strong Island", and a Lava Flow. (Hula grill; QK hotel)
• Tots and turkeyburger with pineapple and avocado. (Teddy's Bigger Burgers)
• Moar sandwiches. 
• Pineapple coconut creme brulee, cooked inside a coconut. (omfg, y'all.)

Events:

• Waikiki beach @ sunset
• Wandering Waikiki shopping strip 
• Honolulu aquarium 
• Reading by hotel pool
• Long walk along the beach at night, with incoming/attacking tide 
• Chilling by hotel pool together after a long outing (QK hotel)
• Viewing the sunset over the beach, with a drink and delicious snacks (Moana Beach bar)
• Spending time together, admiring the Honolulu skyline (Wai'olu Ocean View Lounge)
• Saw (part of) the Waikiki Beach Hula Show, which was honestly awesome.
• Another lovely sunset.
• Some more time chilling by the pool and eating burgers. So nice...
• A bunch of work :-( 

Purchases:

• Water & Dew
• Island Girl nail polish
• Sunscreen
• Sarong (whee!)
• DayQuil (sigh)
• Feminine supplies (double sigh!)
• Iced, canned Kona coffee
• Flip-flops
• Red clay baked salt (for Coopers)
• Turkey, cheddar, milk, dew, water, bread (it's time!)
• More nail polish
• Postcards and stamps

Upcoming super interesting food reservations: 3

Books read: 4? 5?

Schlocky-fun books read: see above

Sick husbands: 1 :-( :-( :-(

Hotel: tiny room, very clean, excellent pool & poolside bar

Ocean view from hotel: yes (still!)

Devoted bloggers made ecstatic: 1! still! ecstatic!